mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via phobias)

(Source: mayoade, via stability)

justachipontimesshoulder:

This movie breaks my fucking heart 

(Source: karenswalker, via promise-me-youll-never-change)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars

(via imfabulousduh)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via promise-me-youll-never-change)

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

(via imfabulousduh)

(Source: br-eathing, via acrylic)

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

(via imfabulousduh)

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

(via heytheregorrgeous)

obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

(Source: justacraigularjoe, via notsofunnybuttryinggirl)

tyratexas:

Men, you can’t live with them, but you can’t… Nope, I think that’s it.

(via tyratexas)

(Source: indicio, via imabelioner)

Bitch don’t kill my vibe

Bitch don’t kill my vibe